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The Trump administration just dumped 80,000 pages of JFK assassination records. Big deal? Probably not. Most of it’s old news, and experts say there’s no “smoking gun” to rewrite history. Spoiler: Lee Harvey Oswald still looks guilty.
Sure, some docs are newly unredacted, but don’t expect earth-shattering revelations. Even the guy who spent years reviewing these files says it’s mostly filler.
Oh, and conspiracy theorists? You’ll still be disappointed. After 61 years, the truth remains as elusive as ever.
A perpetually exhausted human who’s seen too much, knows too much, and is done with it all. Spends their days sifting through the world’s nonsense so you don’t have to. Hopes: none. Coffee intake: alarming. Belief in humanity: dwindling.